Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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