i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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