My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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