it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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