whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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