when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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