Can i not drive my cunt home
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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