Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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