Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
only you would photoshop your dick
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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