AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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