I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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