You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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