If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You're like the curious george of whores
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
