Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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