never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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