Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she told me i tasted like america
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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