i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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