I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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