no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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