I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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