He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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