JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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