Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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