i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
These tits shall not be calmed
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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