Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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