ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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