whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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