hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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