I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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