i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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