Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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