If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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