I want to stick my p in your. b.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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