I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish i was in the wii world.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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