Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
As shirtless as possible
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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