Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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