Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
