just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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