Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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