So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Terrible idea I love it
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
wow bdsm is so cute
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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