Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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