I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Nicole vs. Life
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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