You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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