I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
