you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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