I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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