jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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