Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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