Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
what day is it and did you see me today?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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