so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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