i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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