we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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