i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The best revenge is premature balding
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
