I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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