No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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